Welcome to the investment wheel game! This game is meant to be used as a tool to learn how to diversify assets in the face of known expected return and most importantly, variance. You start with $100 and have to choose how to diversify your portfolio amongst three different asset categories, represented by putting your money on one of the three sections of the wheel. At the end of each turn a year passes the wheel is spun and wherever the pin lands determines which part of your portfolio obtains the payout while the other parts of your portfolio are gone.
Cash: Year:
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 Yellow region. Like cash or gold or whatever weirdo paranoid shit Fepps mentioned. UGH.
Payout 5.95x. Chance: 1/6

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Green region. Bonds or a mutual fund or some boring bullshit that Anna mentioned. LAME.
Payout 2.05x. Chance: 1/2

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Red region. THERE'S NO WAY THAT I COULD LOSE OUT WITH DOGECOIN.
LOOK AT THE EXPECTED VALUE OF THIS DOGGIE!
Payout 3.90x. Chance: 1/3

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