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Last night I was going to sleep and decided to try to imagine in as much detail as I could, what I would do from tomorrow on if I was diagnosed with cancer.

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I started mentally crafting a bucket list (no offense intended towards buckets, trash can), but I soon realized that merely because I had the label of near death imposed upon me, that it wouldn't change my situation.

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The more I thought, the more I was pleased with the cancer diagnosis.
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